In order to preform a buffai, a male participant must aquire a plastic funnel, whipped cream and a rubber chicken. Using these materials, the male must attract a female mate using the following mating callm whil rubbing whipped cream on his nipples. "Damn girl, imma get my funnel cuz imma piss in yo buuuttt". At this point the male inserts the funnel into the females rectum, and urinates into the large end, while slapping himself with the rubber chicken.
Josh gave marc a buffai the other day.
The dingo ate meh baby so i buffaied the bitch