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budtender 

The person at a medical marijuana "dispensary," or "clinic," who tends to the patients' medicinal needs. He/she works with you and helps you decide what will be the ideal medicine for you to purchase, and in what quantity.

These are also some of the luckiest motherfuckers on the face of the earth. Despite that, you should still tip them as heavily as you can possibly afford to.
"The budtenders here are so helpful and friendly!" "That budtender is really hot. I think I'm gonna blow him and see if I can get any free medicine out of it...
budtender by 420_J July 4, 2011
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budtrader.com 

The craigslist for medical marijuana products.
hey tyron dun ya` post up our daily specials on budtrader.com?
Related Words
An intense sensation of the tastebuds, particularly when experiencing flavoursome food or drink.
Joey woke up and quenched his thirst with orange juice, exclaiming "I've got budtang!!"
Budtang by Midget Gems April 4, 2020

BudTrader 

The largest online medical marijuana marketplace in the US. BudTrader.com is a website that connects the medical marijuana community.
Person 1: I was looking on BudTrader.com for some dabs, but I ended up buying a couple ounces of sour diesel instead.

Person 2: Damn son. BudTrader.com has it all, huh?
Person 1: You better believe it bruh.
BudTrader by reallyDank42 June 6, 2017

budtender 

The job of working with customers at a marijuana dispensary because it was the only job you were qualified for after being fired from the Apple Genius Bar.
The budtender was able to answer all my questions about over-priced marijuana that comes in a new strain every 6 months and costs 20% more with no discernible difference on consumption.
budtender by DodgerCol November 23, 2020
Budtron (n) see also tron,bud-ski,tron-skis,weedtron

Basically it means the schwettiest nugs you can find.
Bro, can I get an eigth grader of them sick budtrons you pushin?
Budtron by Cleve July 2, 2006
budtime is coming
budtime by RonZul May 20, 2021