Bucumber 

The ancient act of eating a man’s ass while he is urinating. Often done before mating and is the ultimate way to a man’s heart, through the anal cavity. Not to be confused with blumpkin however, it is an adaptation to the pleasurable fall pastime.

I love it when my cousin Lauren gives me a good bucumber while I’m pissing out budweiser on a libtard’s face. Heil the bucumber and long live general lee

Bucumber by Sir Bucumber November 20, 2019

bosnumber1.hoe 

An amazing mutual, Squid games, Bo Burnham fan who posts really good edits and other random things on their account. They currently have 1567 followers on TikTok.

bosnumber1.hoe is my mutual

bosnumber1.hoe by prolongedeyecontact30 October 13, 2021

Bumcumber 

A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.

"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"

"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"

"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"

"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"

Bumcumber by Andrealphus June 27, 2010

budumber 

The most retarded xbox live gamertag ever created. The word is now used to describe other dumb gamertags on xbox live.

Man look at that budumber gamertag that kid has.

budumber by seananners!1!1!1!!1 January 22, 2011

bumtumbers 

You say it when you go shy. You know what i mean munters! Dont play dumb! YOUUUUU know what im talking about! You go shy, and you say "bumtumbers"!!. It's a natural reaction!! BYE, zorro is on.

1) I'm shy now: bumtumbers!

bumtumbers by nicksy bubba June 4, 2004

buddumber

What your pal (i.e., your "bud") becomes from tossing back too many Busch Lights.

If those infamous three frogs truly care about people's health, they should be saying "Buddumber" instead of "Bud-WISE-er".

buddumber by QuacksO April 25, 2020