Porn to masturbate to when you've eaten gobs of acid.

King of the vampires. Buddha is the 'condition' of the human being, once transformed by evil, gained supernatural powers from drinking blood and stealing chi. Human beings aspire to be 'buddhas' and usually fail because they believe that one attains 'buddhahood' by doing good works and gaining 'good karma.' The reality however is, that All things are Temporary, and therefore this condition they seek is also temporary. The 'buddhahood' or condition of 'buddha' is the condition they seek, and in their unconscious ultimately it is the ego that drives one to be a buddha, and therefore Buddhism itself is the biggest contradiction of all. People who do become 'buddhas' are in reality, vampires. They seek immortality, supernatural powers and adoration from their wonderous actions. Unfortunately in order to maintain this condition of 'buddhahood' they must practice degenerate sexual rituals whereby they rape women that they brainwash into thinking they are becoming goddesses called "Dakinis" and train them to be nuns, or religious prostitutes. These women are raped, and bodily fluids consumed, and their energies stolen by these practitioners. A Buddha can be destroyed by sunlight because of their consumption of a susbtance present in the blood which will cause spontaneous combustion upon exposure to light. A chemical called dialyl sulfide will make them very sick, as it is will have a negative reaction to this substance they consume that collects in their nervous system. If a Budd...

the man whose name you evoke upon your children when you want them to behave.