Someone who lives in a small town, listens to country music, goes muddin, rides horses, perfers cowboy boots over regular shoes, and responds to being called a buckwheat with "I aint no buckwheat."
Lucas Clupny is a total buckwheat because he likes to listen to Tim McGraw.
by not lucas clupny December 03, 2010
A series of small painful beatings administered in such a way as to inflict maximum pain without causing permanent damage or desensitizing the recipient. Implies endless pain. Used as a threat to Jim Rockford in "The Rockford Files" Season 5 "The Man who Saw Alligators" 1979
Give me the name or it will be a long night of buckwheats.
by socmobile September 28, 2006