step 2) the male ejaculates and the feces and semen form a gooey rechid substance.
step 3) the male seals the female's eyes shut with this substance using his dick
step 4) he slams his penis against her forehead leaving a huge brown mooseprint
--also called the chocolate peanut butter buckeye
friend: you're a sick motherfucker i hope you washed your dick
Ohio State Buckeyes > Michigan Wolverines
"I finally popped Brad's buckeye the other night."
"Every time I see a headline in the sports pages about "losing Buckeyes" I laugh my ass off."