list of ugly or undesirable females.
man she is hot garbage we need to add her to the bucket list
Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
1. Clean the garage.
2. Clean the gutters.
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.
6. Scrub garbage can.
Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!"
A "Bucket list" is a list you make with friends of things you always say your going to do and don't.
Not before you die...just for fun!
Lets add getting totally bombed on your deck this summer to our Bucket List...And do really silly stuff!
like bucket list, except it's of people or types of people you'd like to fuck. They can range from people in an occupation: (firefighters, strippers, people in the military, cops, porn stars, professional athletes), to people with particular attributes (redheads, blondes, asians, people with exotic/unique tattoos, black) ,or even by their possessions : (porsche, apartment with an ocean/city view, condo in Aspen). It doesn't matter if you have a relationship with this person, all that matters is that YOU FUCKED THEM.
Michael Caine is on my mom's bucket fuck list. Personally, I just want a redhead.
|5.||Two week list|
A two week list is a list of the people who must not be allowed to live longer than you. Therefore, when you are told you have two weeks to live it is time to start checking off the names on your list.
It's basically a bucket list of murder.
That's it! I'm putting you on my two week list. You better hope I don't get sick!
List of shit you were trying to do but eventually had to say "Fuck It" Unlike the traditional "Bucket List", the "Fuckit List" is not written in advance, but added to as you no longer give a fuck to do something.
I've moved reconciling with you to my fuckit list.
A list of things you want to do before you get married.
Luke: Dude how long have you guys been together?
Earl: Like 7 years.
Luke: WTF are you waiting for man? Propose!
Earl: Fuck that, not till I'm done with my leap list.