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Unrefined crude oil, the black stuff that comes out of the ground. Made famous by the old sixties TV show, "The Beverly Hillbillies." The theme song goes:
Gonna tell you a story 'bout a man named Jed / poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed/ then one day he was shootin' up some food/ and up from the ground come bubblin' crude/ oil that is, black gold, Texas Tea." |
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Slang term for crude oil, which is a resource located in Texas as well in other parts of the world. "...and then one day he was shootin' at some food, and up from the ground came bubblin' crude. Oil that is: black gold, texas tea..."
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The term "Texas Tea" was originally used to describe oil, and was popularized by the hit 1960s television show, The Beverly Hillbillies: "Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea."
Today, the term can also be found in your local bar as it represents the name of a mixed drink, also by the same name: Texas Tea: 2 oz Tequila 2 oz Rum 2 oz Vodka 2 oz Gin 2 oz Bourbon Whiskey 2 oz Triple Sec 2 oz Sweet and Sour Mix Coca-Cola Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea. |
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To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
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