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Bubblecum 

A load of cum in ones mouth either so large or so delicious they literally start chewing before they swallow it.
Waylon was so overwhelmed from the rhinoceros sized load in his mouth he chewed that shit into bubblecum.
Bubblecum by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".

Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."

BUBBLEBUNS 

Perfectly round and firm female gluteus that are a pleasure to watch.
Wow, Look at Ana's bubblebuns!!!
BUBBLEBUNS by WTFcker February 12, 2009

bunglecunt 

Someone who tries really, really hard to be an actual cunt, but who is so incompetent that they end up embarrassing themselves so much that they, in roundabout-style, still somehow stumble upon being a cunt.
Have you met that guy in Athens (GA)? Ian Michael Casey? What a bunglecunt!
bunglecunt by Mrl79 April 27, 2016

Bumblecunt

Boris Johnson, a complete & utter bumbling lying cunt.

A name for anyone that just waffles utter shite.
Anytime Boris Johnson appears publicly to speak with his usual waffle & bollocks...
"Ah look, its Bumblecunt giving a speech"

"what the fuck Bumblecunt talking about?
Bumblecunt by Wilderman69 December 9, 2021

Bunglecunt 

Someone who makes you embarrassed to be human.

eg. Martin Shkreli
What a total fucking bunglecunt!
Bunglecunt by colouryum September 24, 2016