Joe: REARY!?! WUR?
Paul: ROFL JK ITS UR MUM!!.
Paul: hey i'd totally push that man
Joe:......Well it is your birthday..hmmm..O.k.
Paul: THANKZ MAN!
Joe: Happy birthday Paul!
Guy 2 - "I am not going to feel bad for you, those wings are worth it."
Guy 1 "God fuck it all!"