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Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.
Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.
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Bitchsuit by Holly_Cat January 22, 2022

Bitchsplosion 

When there are too many bitches and/or hoes in one area at any given time.
So Tania was over when Sabrina knocked on my door and there was a bitchsplosion!
Bitchsplosion by akoolio January 13, 2012

bitchsquealer 

A bitch who squeals and happens to be referenced many times in the book Will Grayson, Will Grayson by New York times best selling authors John Green and David Levithan.
"Are you a nerdfighter?"
"No."
"You bitchsquealer."
"What does that even mean?!"

bitchsplain 

When your bitch constantly nags you like she knows everything.
My wife can't discuss politics with me without bitchsplaining bullshit facts to me.
bitchsplain by geesus May 29, 2016

bitchsmack 

much like a bitchslap, but a "bitchsmack" sounds way better when you say it. It also proves to sound more intense than the average bitchslap.
Say it to me again, I WILL bitchsmack you, HARD.
bitchsmack by Daniel Marty July 19, 2006