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srs bsns 

A contraction of 'Serious Business', popularly used among the Red vs Blue forums, as well as various other ports of call around the internet.

It's main use is mocking, when someone takes the internet too seriously or takes a joke too seriously, people will often remark on how it is "srs bsns".
srs bsns by helmetlad June 11, 2006
Related Words
Big sweaty nutsack
George Fisher is a BSNS
BSNS by Xtreme2252 March 9, 2009
abbreviaton for business
I'm gay and I mean srs bsns.
bsns by 13flol August 25, 2006
Acronym for "Be Back Not So Soon."

Used when one is going to be gone for a time period longer than "brb" designates and shorter than "gtg" and "ttyl" designate.
Harry: So yeah, Ron – Filch has been complaining about the smell in the boy's bathroom this evening so don't get in his way. He was yelling about how it smelled like Fred's arse.

Ron: bbnss
Harry: ?
Ron: Be Back Not So Soon
Harry: Oh. Where are you going?
Ron: Gotta take another shit
Harry: THE FUCK RON
bbnss by ashayyee December 12, 2015

Bansshee 

A supernatural being supposed to warn a family of the approaching death of one of its members, by wailing or singing in a mournful voice.
That bansshee brings a bad news.
Bansshee by Deaxter August 25, 2009

e-bsession 

A persistent disturbing preoccupation with surfing the internet : obsessive online habits <an e-bsession with Reddit>
Guy 1: Gary's been locked in his room surfing the net for days now.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's suffering from e-bsession.

Guy 1: Bro, get off Facebook and come out for drinks, you're e-bsessed.
e-bsession by The Great Kraken March 22, 2011