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Brotholicism 

the religion of bro
every bro in brodom (the bro kingdom) will live the life of a bro.
bro's live life hard and long, chug nattys, get fucked by slampieces, and get brojobs.
in the art of brotholicism women make the sandwiches and belong in the kitchen.
you have reached brotholicism when your life is chill and all is bro.
90 percent of true lax players believe in brotholicism.
Brotholicism by MLIB69 December 22, 2010
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Brotonic 

A phobic response one uses when being accused of bromance.
"Yo Mike, I heard you and Phil saw the Cranberries play last night. Another bromantic night?"

"Nah, it was strictly brotonic, dude."
Brotonic by FTD November 9, 2006
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Brutonic Force 

1. Applying far too much energy for the task at hand.
2. The amount of energy needed to send the entire bag of potato chips sailing across the kitchen as you attempt to open said bag.
3. The amount of energy required to almost, but not completely, destroy a delicate instrument while attempting to repair it.
Jim: Why is there a screwdriver sticking through my watch?

Fred: I slipped while trying to change the battery and brutonic force did the rest.

Jim: My watch is completely screwed. (Pun not intended but accepted none the less)

Fred: No it isn't. You can still use the band.
Brutonic Force by Gene Pearson January 13, 2009
noun - the tribal dialect of the island of England.
your mother innit, fucking minging, dont be spittin on my mans dem, ill fucking kick your head in you dirty chav? ;/
britonics by rezn8 January 10, 2005
British Ebonics - The retarded slang used in England.
innit you chavs, etc...
britonics by Kalvano January 11, 2005

Brotronic. 

Really shitty electronic music that is popular among american highschoolers and clubgoers. IE: Far East Movement, every dance remix of a pop song ever made, and the genre Dubstep. Mostly consists of high whirring noises and starts out with a buildup then a drop with bass.
Fan of Brotronic. : you hear that Ke$ha remix?

Me: you mean that remix that starts out exactly like every other remix?
Brotronic. by The real expert June 29, 2011
Brython was a welsh prince. A brython is troubled and uncertain and obsessed with tax and dogs. 'don't be a Brython' is a popular term in North Wales when a lad is being inappropriate.
Don't be a Brython
brython by wikiright November 21, 2014