One of the fattest and thickest people in the planet. I honestly do not understand why he is so fat. Maybe because he ate to many glizzys? Whatever that is besides the point. Brutus is extremely hot and has the fattest dick ever in Fortinte Battle royale. If you encounter this fatass though you will probably get shit on by a glizzy spraying minigun.
Person 1: Is that Brutus because i really want to ride his dick right now
Person 2: AYOOOOOOO wtf you're gay

Person 1: I mean look at him though
Person 2: You right
by squq July 24, 2020
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n. a nickname, applied to a friend or companion in the moment that one hopes to intiate an action, or an activity, with said person; derived from the saying:"Let's do this, Brutus."
Hylas: "So . . . are you down to order this pizza, or what?"
Philonous: "Hell yes! Let's do this, Brutus."
Hylas: "Alright, but you have to pay at least half this time, you cheap bastard."
by Sean McGuckian August 17, 2006
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"Oh look at brutus!! His ginger hair makes all the other boys and gals hee-hee"
by thiccgingersnickers May 23, 2019
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An intimidatingly muscular man that secretly hopes about one day fulfilling his dreams of becoming a professional ballerina
Guy1: I want to do an interpretive dance at the talent show!
Guy2:That is such a Brutus move
by inconspicuousness March 14, 2016
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slang. Object having shape of erect penis. Used for sexual stimulation by men and women. Often the device is powered electronically to produce vibration to enhance sexual stimulation.

syn. Dildo, dong, phallus, vibrator, vibe, wood, pleasure stick, pocket rocket.
Alas poor Brutus, your batteries have run out.
by The Troll June 30, 2005
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1. a bodyguard, a warrior that will preserve and protect her friend at all means neccesary, and i mean all means! Male douche bags should refrain from contact. (Please also see douche bag for reference)

We dont have to worry about random guys tonight; we have Brutus with us!
by Danise Weber October 3, 2006
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big hairy guy who is a cunt
whoa, your mums new pimp looks like brutus the uterus
by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004
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