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bruts and scoots

A term meaning to go have brunch or drink mimosas at multiple locations while traveling from place to place via electric scooter. "Bruts" stemming from the main ingredient of a typical mimosa, Brut Champagne/sparkling wine, and "Scoots" obviously referring to a shortened version of scooters.

Variants: brut and scoot//bruts and scoot
Let's get everyone together on Sunday and bruts and scoots for brunch.
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