Booger Brushes

Mustache hair that is grown in the middle of the upper lip, that when the upper lip is extended upward and outward, can remove loose boogers from the nasal canals.

Dude you have a booger hanging from your nose! No problem, I can use my Booger Brushes to get it!

Booger Brushes by GoudaCheese May 15, 2016

throwing brushes 

When your mom whips beats you with a hair brush.

Man, I mouthed off and that bitch started throwing brushes.

throwing brushes by MonsterUnderTheBed October 13, 2022

lv brushstroke 

Is a brand done in original Chinese calligraphy unique to the orient and is original WIPO registered to Martin Soriano of the Philippines.

LV Brushstroke is an original Yuan Dynasty Chinese design licensed to Martin Soriano of the Philippines.

lv brushstroke by Cyclone Trading February 26, 2021

Bum-brushed 

The act of shafting a group of people (usually cowards) whilst believing to have a "one-up" against you. Usually done against dweebs that lived a privileged childhood, went to private school, show high levels of ignorance and take part in casual racism. These entitled cowards will do the fastest runner when confronted with challenging situations. Or become full on passive-aggressive to tell themselves they’ve “won the argument”.

All whilst having no knowledge how the world actually works outside the decorated cage they were raised in.
I.e. No street-knowledge Whatsoever.

This is when the bum-brushing commences.

Fake Blonde Girl: Omg no way?!?! What happened

Dweeb 1: Nearly got sacked from my job and had to change work place.

Dweeb 2: I’m deeply offended, had to delete my LinkedIn and change my phone number 3 times.

Dweeb 3: mate someone sent parcels of shit & prostitutes to my house.

Dweeb 4: I’ve spent over £1000 on tinder gold to end up with an ugly girlfriend.

Dweeb 4: We’ve all been Bum-brushed lads. Let’s all cry into bowl and pass it around.

Bum-brushed by Luke_emia December 14, 2022

toe bushes 

the luxurious mound of hair that adds a certain topiary quality to the toes. usually a male attribute, but not entirely.

"dude, if you're gonna wear flip flops, lose the toe bushes. your feet look like they pissed off edward scissorhands."

toe bushes by Barky von Schnauser December 23, 2011

bushes of love

they're something you should worry about what's waiting in them because it could be a chicken-duck-woman thing

p1: hey let's walk over that way

p2: no way the bushes of love are over there

bushes of love by chicken-duck-woman thing August 5, 2016

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. 

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012