Booze Bruise 

The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.

"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"

Booze Bruise by jayhey7 April 15, 2014

Bruised Turd 

Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.

"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"

Bruised Turd by conquest of turds August 23, 2021

bruisely 

Not quite as good at fighting as Bruce Lee but pretty darn close.

Jackie Chan is very bruisely.

bruisely by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

bruiserweight 

Pete Motherfucking Dunne

And his opponent, weighing 205 pounds, he is the NXT United Kingdom Champion, The Bruiserweight, Pete Dunne

bruiserweight by TideSplitter February 21, 2021

bruised throat 

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.

Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.

bruised throat by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017

bruised plum  

when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.

John gave Hayley a bruised plum and she tried to hide it from her peers at lunch.

bruised plum by Lee Mo April 6, 2008

Bruiseshipping

Bruiseshipping is the pairing between cole and jay from ninjago. The fanart is adorable and they're a really good pair together.

Person A: I read the CUTEST bruise fic a few days ago!

Person B: I love bruiseshipping!

Bruiseshipping by Plasmashipper December 8, 2018