The official mascot of the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA), representing one of the most successful NCAA teams in the nation. A consistently large number of collegiate Bruin athletes represent the United States or their home countries at the Summer Olympics.
A famous Bruin was Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, six-time MVP in basketball.
A winner. Someone who attends the best University in Southern California, one ranked higher than SC in academics, with the most NCAA team championships out of any school in the nation. Not a skirt-wearing man condom. Wears powder blue and gold, not piss-yellow and pimple red like the rich kids at the school surrounded by a ghetto. Cares about more than just football, unlike his/her lowly crosstown rivals. Actually has a brain and doesn't rely on daddy's money to get him/her through life.
Not a rapist like the USC football team. Not a murderer like OJ. And not a snake like those USC grads who worked for Nixon.
It's much more difficult to get into UCLA and become a Bruin than it is to get into SC and become a Trojan. UCLA requires more than money.
Pro hockey team from Boston.
Boston's kickass hockey team that assraped
in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals.
Tom: Dude, did you see the Bruins win Game 7?
Fred: Nah, I was busy jerking off my dog.
A small, dickless bear.
"UCLA has bruins roaming around its campus. They are so tiny and dickless."
1. A small dickless bear.
2. A pregnant female bear.
1. The Santa Clara High School Bruins are all small dickless bears.
2. The Santa Clara High School Bruins are all pregnant female bears.
a weird thing that appears on the tongue that makes you not want to talk, irritable, and lazy. it occurs once every week or so and is pretty disgusting to look at.
"Oh man, my bruin is back again"
"I don't want to do homework because of my bruin..."
"Stop talking to me Lydia my bruin is acting up"