bostons hockey team that cant get out of the first round
bruins fan: the bruins went 82-0
bruins fan2: it doesnt matter man they'll be gone in the first round
by piercefor3and1 April 21, 2004
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A winner. Someone who attends the best University in Southern California, one ranked higher than SC in academics, with the most NCAA team championships out of any school in the nation. Not a skirt-wearing man condom. Wears powder blue and gold, not piss-yellow and pimple red like the rich kids at the school surrounded by a ghetto. Cares about more than just football, unlike his/her lowly crosstown rivals. Actually has a brain and doesn't rely on daddy's money to get him/her through life.

Not a rapist like the USC football team. Not a murderer like OJ. And not a snake like those USC grads who worked for Nixon.
It's much more difficult to get into UCLA and become a Bruin than it is to get into SC and become a Trojan. UCLA requires more than money.
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Boston's kickass hockey team that assraped the Canucks in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals.
Tom: Dude, did you see the Bruins win Game 7?
Fred: Nah, I was busy jerking off my dog.
by simpletroll June 16, 2011
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The official mascot of the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA), representing one of the most successful NCAA teams in the nation. A consistently large number of collegiate Bruin athletes represent the United States or their home countries at the Summer Olympics.
A famous Bruin was Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, six-time MVP in basketball.
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"UCLA has bruins roaming around its campus. They are so tiny and dickless."
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A Sexy Beast, that instantly attracts everything alive.
Bruin is sexy
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