Shit Bruschetta 

Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.

Despite working hard, the boss delivered another shit Bruschetta

Shit Bruschetta by Dougietwoshoes May 14, 2017

Bruschetta Bout It Burger 

A special burger from Bob's Burgers: A bruschetta burger!!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Bruschetta Bout It Burger, you should try it!"

Bruschetta Bout It Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Bruschetta 

An Italian food. Grilled bread rubbed with fresh garlic, salt, pepper and olive oil.
Can be topped with capsicum, tomato, basil, cured meats and cheeses.

This bruschetta is very tasty.

Bruschetta by lucy3 August 28, 2008

bruschetta 

(noun) (pronounce Broo-shett-a) - a best friend (usually a female) who turns his or her back on you. A friend who is very close to you and then ends all contact and makes no effort to be close friends. Reasons for noncontact are unexplaned and result from boyfriend/girlfriends, immoral activity, or even hermitude.

-"Wow! We used to be best friends in high school, now we're in college and I never hear from her."
-"She's such a bruschetta"

-"I saw my bruschetta at the dinning hall today"

-"We're such good friends, I don't want us to ever become Bruschetta's"

bruschetta by Girl with a Bruschetta, you know you've got one too. December 30, 2007

bruchgetti 

A rarity, an Italian side dish made up of bruchetta and spagetti. A snack for any time of day. A term only used by adolecent savant hipsters while out and about at the local italian hot spots. Often followed by some form of alcohol, one bruchgetti is no filler for the usual munchie bergade, so snack on a few post that BT.

Waitor, hurry up with that bruchgetti, im hungry now!

This dip sucks with no bruchgetti!

I wonder if they have bruchgetti here?

This wine would go quite swell with some bruchgetti!

bruchgetti by playswithdog July 29, 2012

bruhgetti 

bruhgetti is when someone tells or does something that would make you bruh except your eating spagetti

i just experienced a bruhgetti moment

bruhgetti by bruhpplol October 28, 2020

Kelsey de Bruschetta 

Absolute semen hungry slut, who is into scat and golden showers.

Man you really like your piss mono, your like a Kelsey de Bruschetta

Kelsey de Bruschetta by Prednisoliniee March 8, 2018