brushitting 

the act of brushing your teeth while taking a shit on the can. it is a great way to multi-task for you not only save time by brushing your teeth and crapping, but you can also spit the backwash of your tooth paste and water into the the toilet once you are done then flush it down all together which makes a lovely mint brown swirl known as the "sewage rainbow"

phone conversation
"Dude come on we gotta go hurry up im waiting outside"

"Hold on man let me finish brushitting, im almost done ill be out in a second"

brushitting by teagle March 7, 2010

brunettitude 

That unique style and swagger that most blondes are too sweet to get away with, and most redheads are too spicy to pull off.

I was talking to this Brazilian woman last night, not as pretty as my ex, but bursting with brunettitude.

brunettitude by 818-adjacent April 5, 2008

Shit Bruschetta 

Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.

Despite working hard, the boss delivered another shit Bruschetta

Shit Bruschetta by Dougietwoshoes May 14, 2017

bruhtticus momenticus 

The most powerful version of the bruh moment.

My friend: It really do be like that sometimes.
Me: This really is a bruhtticus momenticus

bruhtticus momenticus by Bean Yoda May 22, 2019

brunetting 

Brunetting is the process of 'de-leaning,' so in essence going from being high, to being normal again. The time this process takes varies depending on how many joints you have smoked. This phrase was originally used in wanstead park by Alasdair Bain and Neil Dixon but is now more widely used.

'Holy fuck man, I am so so lean right now, I gotta brunette before I go home.....I no, we'll go somerfield then have another joint'
'FUCK ME I GOTTA BRUNETTE'
'Man brunetting's so enjoyable don't ya think?
I'm so high right now i don't no what the fuck's going on!'

brunetting by Alasdair Bain September 12, 2005

the Brunetti

to ask someone if you have seen your new beeper and when they say no, wrap your penis around the edge of your hand and show the rolled section out the top of oyur pants or shorts.(Prefferably close to the victims face)

When he claimed to have not seen my new beeper, I decided to give him a Brunetti and make him cognizant of his error.

the Brunetti by Playboy March 31, 2003

Bruschetta Bout It Burger 

A special burger from Bob's Burgers: A bruschetta burger!!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Bruschetta Bout It Burger, you should try it!"

Bruschetta Bout It Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018