when it's really cold out you start to jack off then you pore cold water on your dick then stick it on a frozen pole then stick a icicle up your ass then pull the icicle out of your ass and rip your dick of the the frosen pull at the same time.
"man my tongue herts after sticking it to a pole then ripping it off." "You think that's bad, I gave myself a Bruce Willis and it still isn't healed fully but at least the skin grew back." "why would you do that, it's the stupidest thing ever!" "I made $50. you still think I'm stupid?" "yes."