Contrary to popular belief, Bruce Lee is in fact much better than Chuck Norris, not only because of Chuck's ultimate defeat in 'Return of the Dragon', but because of the fact that Chuck was actually taught by Bruce Lee and openly admitted that he was no match for him.
Kid1: I saw Bruce Lee's film 'Return of the dragon' last night, it looked totally awesome and real!
Kid2: That's because it is real, Bruce Lee actually fights in his films
Kid1: I'm gonna knock you down! My fists are like Chuck Norris'
Kid2: I'd like to see you try! My kicks are like Bruce Lee's
why bruce lee?... hard nip !
defined for the lower IQ, nipples become erect in cold temperatures and tend to poke through flimsy tops
The physical trauma of this encounter is the primary cause of Bruce Lee's death, contrary to popular belief.
Also used as a substitute for badass, awesome, ninja, supa-cool-asian, or a title for something who you suspect is Chinese