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The act of having raucous sex on a shitty piece of furniture. Often results in breakage and possible injury.

References the P.O.S. furniture they give away on the Price Is Right.

This act could also be called "barker ballin."
I used to broyhill this chick on 5th floor of Pritchard until the crappy table broke and threw-out my back.
by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 26, 2005