Creekbottom Brownsnake

The “Creekbottom Brownsnake” is when you’re smashing it from behind, and she’s got a little fudge in the tunnel, so it sneaks up your pipe like a slimy serpent, only to slither out later when you hit the john!

After a wild night, Dave and Jenny learned the hard way that the Creekbottom Brownsnake had struck, leaving him with a shitty souvenir from her backdoor!

Creekbottom Brownsnake by Ol Hank March 21, 2025

Brown Snake Snorkler 

When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.

Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.

Brown Snake Snorkler by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010

The Brown Snake 

The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.

Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.

"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"

The Brown Snake by majesticasf November 17, 2021

Murder a Brown Snake

to take a dump. the brown snake is of course metaphorical of feces due to their similar shapes.

excuse me gentlemen, I need to go murder a brown snake.

Murder a Brown Snake by veh-jay-jay February 16, 2009

brown snake peek-a-boo 

The result of excessive drinking and debautchalism, a brown snake peek-a-boo is that poop that everyone periodically has (even girls that think they're "hot") that refuses to play nice. Instead, it comes out part way, then retreats, then comes out part way, then retreats...and so on and so forth. Fags (i.e. Jonesy) love the brown snake peek-a-boo.

Mike: Jonesy - your mom is hot.
Jonesy: I just had the best brown snake peek-a-boo!

brown snake peek-a-boo by MRM5593 September 14, 2006

brown snake 

a turd, poop, shit, duece, etc.

I gotta go, a brown snake is playin peek-a-boo with my butthole

brown snake by rmfp August 22, 2006

Brosnake 

A man or boy who is overly aggressive, and often times exhibits symptoms of latent homosexuality. Brosnakes are generally in Fraternity on State Colleges. Enjoy Ultimate Fighting. Have tribal armband tattoos. Are generally in decent shape. Drink Bud Light. And are often heard saying "bro's before Ho's" Their favorite music is melodic metal such as Saving Able, Nickelback, Saliva etc...They equate manliness with the amount of cheap beer they can consume and the high number of girls with lower back tattoos, and daddy isses they have had some sort of sexual intercourse with.

Every member of the band Nickelback is a brosnake.

Brosnake by obijon December 2, 2009