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brownoser 

1) Someone who sucks up to another to gain favor but is generally insincere in their presentation.

2) someone that literally sticks their face into another ass and probably even submits to a "dirty sanchez" from time to time.

See "tongue in cheek"
She is obviously a brownoser considering the shit all over her face.

brownoser by Jeff D April 23, 2003

Brownster 

A small singular poop that must be forced out of your butthole
"I pushed really hard and finally I got that brownster out of my fuckin butthole!"
Brownster by Dr.SexyMD August 28, 2015

carrie brownstein

carrie brownstein won’t shut up about verisimilitude

brownstein 

Large shit, usely a two flush somtimes three
tom: Fuck that mexicain food is hitting me, i gotta drop a brownstein
brownstein by t-bonefresh November 4, 2007

Brownosed 

When you have to sneeze while still holding toilet paper (which of course contains shit) and you forget you're holding it so it ends up wiping your nose.
Dude, did you just get brownosed?

Oh crap, checks in the mirror looks like I did.

How the fuck did you not notice the stench?
Brownosed by AllexTDR January 9, 2010

brownoser 

adjective or noun

Someone who has to answer every question in school and have input on every subject, most of which no one cares about. They also tend to suck up to teachers and adults.

The literal translation is someone who sticks their nose in someone else's ass, which symbolizes the person doing the stupidest things to please someone, to the dismay of others.

see annoying, boring
ex)Shes brownosing again, talking about the Russian Revolution.
brownoser by Mike February 16, 2006