Brown Magic

An utter awesomeness of wicked magic, superfluous skills, and a keen sense of wizardry. One who possess Brown Magic, is known to be on a higher yet parallel plane to those who practice Black Magic except massively funnier.

Don't cross Brown Magic, he will punch your eye brows off...

Brown Magic by BM106 August 19, 2008

brown magic marker

(BMM) The brown streaking marks left in a toilet bowl after flushing large amounts of soft fecal matter. Usually the result of eating burritos and drinking multiple beers.

"Ricardo is gonna kill me. I brown magic markered his toilet. Fuck! Hand me a towel"

brown magic marker by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006

Brown Magic

A person of middle eastern descent who is able to use their charm and skill to woo the opposite sex. If used properly, their smooth conversation style and charisma can charm even the coldest of admirers. The phrase was coined after being used on set by Executive Producer Samir Karimi and again when it was re-referenced in the movie Super Troopers.

"Wow that girl is really all into him"
"Yeah he really worked that Brown Magic"

Brown Magic by Sabm3 December 17, 2009

Brownalicious

Is a state of complete focus to search and seek any and every opportunity for sun, with the ultimate goal of achieving a level of tanned brownness that would otherwise be unobtainable with normal sun exposure.

Sam went away on holiday and had some weird obsession with sitting in the sun. At any opportunity, anywhere and everywhere. When he came back to work though he was Brownalicious.

Brownalicious by feridian April 11, 2011

brownmail 

when a mexican blackmails you

Damn, Gonzalez just brownmailed me

brownmail by fuucckklyfe January 29, 2016

brown magic

one of the dark arts practiced in secret only by those initiated in the circle of the bum troubler.beware of brown magicians trying to fool you with their heathen tricks to succumb to their cult and recieve the mark of deep shit diver.

he really looked straight to me.maybe he was turned by some out-of-this-world act of brown magic.

brown magic by sk3pt1c April 27, 2006

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

Brown Magic Marker by Ericandofier March 27, 2024