When a guy/girl has another guy/girl shit on their chest and a guy cums on top of the shit, therefore creating a brownie sundae. Often it is then ate with a spoon.
Oh baby, give me a brownie sundae right on my chest!
When a white married couple has a baby together and the baby comes out black
Jacob: WTF why is our baby black?
Catherine: .... This is a brownie surprise
A seemingly delicious chocolaty dessert where the secret ingredient is jizz. A perfect way to break up with a lying/cheating ex.
It is best accompanied by a video of the person cheated on and a guy or girl (at least one guy is needed) having sex then cumming into the brownie mix.
Girl: I just found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me the whole year we have dated.
Guy: You gunna leave him?
Girl: Yes, but I want to get back at him.
Guy: Send him a porno of us, and make him some baby-batter brownies.
Girl: PERFECT!! He will never see it "cumming!"
Guy: That's the magic of baby-batter brownies.
A sexual term that nobody knows the true definition of, only that it’s remarkably dirty.
Andrew: Baby, I wanna take it slow and crusty brownie tonight
Aimée: Oh baby just do it!
When someone sucks shit out of another person's asshole
hey baby bend over so i can be a brownie vacuum.
A sinlge white male who inhabits in the same town for his whole life. He says he can drink 23 beer but he can only drink 5. His nights are spent with 8 guys drinking beer and bashing females. He lives on ICQ and does donuts in his computer chair.
His catch phrase is "Hands off my brownie!". He wear hats only on Saturdays.
Man that guy's hat is on backwards on a Saturday he is pulling a Board.
Sexual arousal through the mastication of the anal cavity.
Most men are afraid to toss salad for fear of the homosexual conotation.