brownberry (v) – to send a message, via Blackberry wireless device, from the crapper. A practice highly frowned upon in civilized societies.
(v) Wasn't Fred in the bathroom? He must have brownberried me.
(n) I just came from the bathroom, and someone in the stall was sending a brownberry.
(n) I just came from the bathroom, and someone in the stall was sending a brownberry.
by Sid Nation February 2, 2006
Person 1: Fuuuuck, I pulled down my pants and found a ripe brownberry in my boxers.
Person 2: Dude be more thorough when you wipe.
Person 2: Dude be more thorough when you wipe.
by Cingo October 31, 2019
The name for a Blackberry that has been dropped into a toilet. Ultimately the fate of all Blackberry hand-held devices, as more and more people will not stfu in the loo.
(Scene: Corporate Bathroom)
Boss: This is the last time, Ed. You hear me? I'm gonna march down there and --
::Plop::
Employee: DAMNIT!
Adjacent stall: Serves you right. Now fish out your Brownberry and let me squeeze this out in peace. Damn.
Boss: This is the last time, Ed. You hear me? I'm gonna march down there and --
::Plop::
Employee: DAMNIT!
Adjacent stall: Serves you right. Now fish out your Brownberry and let me squeeze this out in peace. Damn.
by JulienD June 5, 2007
"Hey what's that beeping noise, dude? What you doing in there?"
"It's cool man...I'm dropping a load and sending a text to Stacey. I'm Brownberrying!
"It's cool man...I'm dropping a load and sending a text to Stacey. I'm Brownberrying!
by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
Those whop use their Blackberry handheld email devices while on the toilet at work. Indicative of an age where you cant even have a S**t in peace.
by AntonyBaker December 21, 2004
by TESTIKAHN June 16, 2012
Roger just got done taking a crap: it looks like he has some brownberries stuck on his ass crack. Can't wait to have my tasty little snack as soon as he's out of the toilet.
by babaluga November 5, 2023