brownbagger

an ugly ass girl with a smoking body
also see BENGAL

its called a brownbagger... cuz shes one of those girls that ud fuck if they had a brown bag over there head

brownbagger by THE BIG BLACK COCK June 10, 2003

double brownbagger 

n. see brownbagger. A female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having sex, but one on your own in case hers falls off.

Fred: Hey Billy, here's a picture of my new wife Jen, isn't she great?

Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.

double brownbagger by D-Glove February 24, 2004

Brownbagger

adj. 1) A person whose face must be coverd by a brown paper bag in order to enter any form of relationship with them; 2) An unattractive partner.

"As I'm single right now, I just don't see myself dating a brownbagger any time soon."

"Dude, you are dating such a brownbagger."

"Damn, that Chick's a Stunner, check out that Body!"
"Maybe you should turn her around, check out that face."
"Oh Sh%t, She is such a Brownbagger!"

Brownbagger by TNT&MnMs March 5, 2010

BrownBagged 

Putting a bag over a woments head, then cutting a hole where the mouth is and getting head. This is usually done because the women is ugly.

Hey see that ugly girl I brownbagged her last night.
I couln't see her face at all.

BrownBagged by ExPliCiTx360x January 13, 2011

brownbagger

A married member of the United States Marine Corps.

Lcpl. Graham refused to get any pussy in Thailand because he is a brownbagger.

brownbagger by Candidate Badass August 30, 2007

BrownBagger

A man who never learned to their ass correctly after defecating and wipes from back to front inevitably leaving a trail of feces on their scrotum.

Ivan washes his balls after shitting because he's a brownbagger.

BrownBagger by BKpaw July 7, 2024