What comes out of your penis after you have anal sex with a female.
Everytime he pee's after having anal sex with me, he never flushes and there's always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.
by Felicia Castro May 03, 2005
when you stand over a sleeping person and take a shit on their face.
that brown torpedo hit my face and splattered.
by blockrader August 22, 2009
When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.
When you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo
by Skubasteve4312 November 02, 2011