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Brown SteamBoat

A finishing move where when you're about to cum when fucking a chick in her ass, you pull out your shit browned dick, stick it in her throat, then shoot it out like steam from a steamboat.
I gave this chick a brown steamboat after she had diarrhea so her breath smelled like shit all night.
Brown SteamBoat by hylianknight August 28, 2009

brown streamer 

From military parachuting: when a parachute fails to open it's called a streamer, and if the jumper's reserve parachute doesn't function, the jumper's going to die- the brown in the phrase is either from the dried blood on the chute when the jumper assumes the consistency of rasberry jam, or from the well-known, first you say it, then you do it..."Oh, sh--!"
I thought sure that streamer was going to be a brown streamer until his reserve popped at the last second.
brown streamer by Maitre D April 26, 2004

Brown Streaming 

When you're in a bath full of hot chocolate and need a wee, but carry on drinking it, then weeing lover and over again.
"Hey dude, what are you doing today? I'm staying home and brown streaming"
Brown Streaming by Chocolateydude November 27, 2021

Cleveland Brown Steamer

The sexual act of defecating on your partner's upper lip to appear like the mustache of Cleveland brown from tv show family guy.

Once the brown caterpillar has slithered onto your partner's mustache area, look back at the and say "that's just nasty"
Joe "Dude, I totally gave Dylan's mom a Cleveland Brown Steamer last night."

Tyler "That's just nasty"

Brown Trout Screamin out 

A lodged or stuck turd in you ass, it is like a plug but when released it is a watery shit explosion
i got a brown trout screamin out my ass

De-railed Brownstreak 

Any smudged turd not on the inside of a toilet.
Man, Jim had the biggest de-railed brownstreak ever across his forehead.