Baked Brown Log

Used when final retribution is required.

"Baked Brown Log" is the act of taking a cookie sheet and expelling everything that exists in your bowels onto it and then putting it in the oven at a medium high heat. Then you leave it to bake and fill the house with an aroma that is comparible to a sewage treatment plant on a hot summer's day.

My bitch cheated on me so I left her a BAKED BROWN LOG in the oven cooking for her.

Baked Brown Log by Canadavey May 19, 2007

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A Brown Log

A Big Terd or A Big Piece Of Shit

You ain't nothing but a Brown log Clocking all the time

A Brown Log by Richard Michael Richmond December 24, 2018

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Brown loggin’ • A Brown Log • Baked Brown Log • logan brown • brownlogiamanopalis • Brown • Brown-out • brown eye • brown sugar • brown nose

Brown loggin’

The fanciful art of one person defecating into another persons rectum. And passing said fecal matter back and forth between each other.

My wife said our sex life was boring so as a suggestion she recommended brown loggin’ instead of our usual Cleveland steamer.

Brown loggin’ by Lumber_snac22 November 14, 2022

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logan brown

very very atractive guy hawt kinda shy but big pog like see him to bad

wow logan brown is cool

logan brown by davinki arts kill hole butt May 5, 2021

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brownlogiamanopalis

When you stick your shlong in her anus and it comes out brown

Dude I put it in the wrong hole and got brownlogiamanopalis

brownlogiamanopalis by Brownlogiamanopalis September 6, 2020

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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