When, after a long exotic night of love making, one's male partner jumps up from the bed, bends over and exposes his hairy anal cavity.
DUDE! I banged dat chick so hard, and right after I gave her the Dutch Oven, I jumped up and showed her my brown eye!
by DaNutBuster October 24, 2007
The act of sending a picture message, email, or just mailing a polaroid of a large feces expulsion from your body to an unsuspecting friend or enemy. Usually these stool piles are unique in size, shape , or color. Not just your run of the mill dump.
"Look at the size of this turd! It's wider than a can of shaving cream and longer than a cue stick! Where's my camera phone? I'm Brown Eye-ing Tom!"
by Big Business October 18, 2007