the act of shitting in a bag and ringing someones door and slapping them in the face with it profusely and then when the shits everywhere kick them in the stomach and haul ass
LOL look at that loser who just got a brown bag special or we're gunna go to *name*'s house and give them a brown bag special
by sean May 18, 2003
Brown bag special (noun): when you wanna get it in with an ugly bitch and you don't have very much money for a date. You take her to sonic and order a 'brown bag special', a meal for two. Then later when you're plowing her in her stinky fat cunt you can discretely hide her face with the brown bag.
Yeah I wanted to hop in this ugly bitch's badoonkadonk last night n I was niggerbroke so we went to sonic. BROWN BAG SPECIAL!!
by shinyjester February 18, 2011