Brown Eye Back Fire

A Brown Eye Back Fire is when you take a dump and when the poop hits the water in the toilet it splashes up on your butthole. It is the most disgusting feeling in the world that everyone you’ve ever met has experienced.

Guy on toilet: “(splash) AHHHHHHHH”

Guy’s wife: “What’s going on in there?”

Guy on Toilet: “Fucking Brown Eye Back Fire.”

Brown Eye Back Fire by K1LL_4_FUN April 8, 2011

back the big brown caddie out of the garage

Very crude description that you are about to go in and take a shit.

Chris is heading into the can to back the big brown caddie out of the garage!

back the big brown caddie out of the garage by Larryfun September 8, 2005

If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.

Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back. by -DF- May 6, 2009

brown dog is barking at the back door

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door

brown dog is barking at the back door by mickotoole November 7, 2005

brown backing 

After any group or groups of persons, gay or straight, engage in anal intercourse, the man who's penis has been inside the other person's rectum, uses his now fecal covered penis to draw a picture, using the person's fecal matter, on his or her back. Sort of like a poopy game of Pictionary. The draw-ee, as it were, tries to guess what the draw-er is drawing.

"So check this out Bro, Josh and I were Brown Backing last night and he drew the logo for the Chiefs on my back! I totally got it before he was even finished! Brownbacking Kansas Governor Sam Brownback brown brown backing brownback

brown backing by Momma Rugburn February 11, 2015

brown backer 

when you fuck someone so hard in the ass that they shit themselves

dude this fuckin chick shit all over my cock when i gave her a brown backer and i socked her in the face

brown backer by dhbcvvbc July 22, 2007

Blown Back 

usually a word for when your back is destroyed after sex however Dartam blew his back out from deadlifting with DADAM.

Dartam: Dadam blew my back out i cannot do it.
Dadam: DARTAM

Dartam has a blown back

Blown Back by dartam November 29, 2021