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2.
When you take a shit (especially a messy ass shit) then realize you're out of toilet paper and have to make that walk to to get something to wipe your dirty ass with, that short walk that feels like a mile
I was outta tp and to do the brown mile to the kitch to get some napkins to save my ass
by mondomoon28 January 06, 2012
 
1.
when you run a mile, maybe in gym class for your androgenous "teacher and the pressure on your ass is too close for comfort. as you cross the finish line you actually shit. it can actually happen anytime in the race to qualify for brown mile status. any brown council inductee must celebrate with a bown town
i just ate pizza hut
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just shit at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile
by john really brown November 04, 2006