Diarrhea Handjob; or a DJ - When someone else, or even oneself jerks off using feces in diarrhea form
I like to jerk off my boyfriend when he or I have a sour stomach using Diarrheaas lubricant. My boyfriend calls me a dirty german shitgirl when he comes from my Diarrhea handjob
by bending your third finger on your right hand over using your thumb, thus exposing your index, middle and little finger, you then insert your fingers into the female recipient (usually done by surprise). little finger heads to brown town and the two main fingers into the fishy villa.
gave my missus the taunton salute last night, she sqeauled so bad i had to make her bike the pillow
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
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