noun; what the asshole looks like when it's not producing solid human body waste; the asshole at rest
When that nude dancer bent down in front of me, sticking her ass in my face, I got a clear look at her brown eye looking back at me!
The eye color that the culture seems to have something against. Everyone who has brown eyes wants to wear contacts to have blue eyes, as if they believe that brown eyes are the color of ugliness.
Since when were brown eyes ugly? What the fuck is wrong with these people?!
A beautiful, gorgeous, exotic eye-color which is extremely appealing but also underappreicated because of how common it is. Brown eyes are dominate over all other eye colors, but they nonetheless make eyes look extremely dramatic especially when they are enormous and framed with long, thick, black lashes, which certainly makes up for their commonness. (Yes, that's a word now.)
She has large, exotic brown eyes that makes guys fall off their seats with one penetrating, sexy glare.
When the brown eye winks, the whole room stinks.
The most beautiful color of eyes. Italians, Spanish, Indians, Arabs, Blacks, and Latinos most commonly have this color. Brown Eyes are sexy as hell. If you get blue contacts or green you are just degrading yourself. Work with what you got.
Brown eyes are sexy. People who dye their hair blonde, get fake blue contacts, and fake tans are degrading themselves.
A beautiful eye color that looks good on all shades of skin and is found all over the world, but even its lack of rareness can't take away its beauty.
"Your eyes are as brown
As the Night's, looking down
On waters that sleep
With the moon in their deep" . . .
--Madison Julius Cawein, "If I Were Her Lover"
He has amazing brown eyes that you can't help but envy.
People say that blue eyes are pretty, and yeah, they are, but brown ares are exotic and rare, and that's what makes them special, that's what makes them beautiful. Brown eyes represent mystery and makes eyes look extremely dramatic. It look...s great on all shades of skin. It's the most beautiful colour of eyes, and also sexy as hell. If they get contacts, they are just degrading themselves. Brown looks plain on paper, cause it is a plain and boring colour, but when put into eyes, and the light shines through it and it's like it's reflecting off glass, brown no longer describes it. It becomes a whole new colour, and it's just gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, and any other words you can think of.
When you look into brown eyes it's like falling into soft, deep, rich, Belgian chocolate. Writers often say in books that when they look into someone's eyes they feel like they're falling into them. When you look into brown/blackish eyes, you're falling into darkness, you're so happy you can't see. But when you fall into blue eyes, what are you falling into? The ocean? You can't fall into the ocean, or you will drown, silly. And when you drown, you die.
Conclusion: blue eyes kill. Brown eyes kick ASS!
Blue eyes are pretty, but brown eyes are GORGEOUS.
The eye that don't wink, it only stinks.
"How about you let me put it in your browneye?"