| 1. | Brown-eye points | ||
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Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'. The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater. Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.
Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet. |
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| 2. | Brown-eye points | ||
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Points scored and acquired, from partners, for the use of that one instance they can't deny anal sex. "My girl says when I get 10 Brown-eye points, I get a free pass to that ass. I scored 2 last night by paying attention when she was blabbering to her friends."
Friend: "Damn" |
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| 3. | browneye points | ||
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gratuitous points accumulated through favors and nice deeds that greatly increase the chances of one's opportunity to perform anal sex. I totally scored some browneye points with my gf when I bought her some stuffed animals... I'll be cashing those in soon.
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| 4. | scene points | ||
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Scene points are a way of measuring how trendy or scene someone is. Also called scene cred. Teenagers used to joke about scene points but now more and more scenesters are taking it seriously.
As a scene kid, I don't really worry about earning scene points. After a while, you just start doing scene things without having to think about it. There are ways to incorporate your own style into your look while still being a scene kid. Follow these guidelines to earning scene points and do what feels comfortable. Either way you're still kind of a conformist, but whatever. You can't please everyone no matter WHAT you do or look like so if being a scene kid appeals to you, then wtf, just go for it! things that will give you scene points:
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GENERAL: -being sickly thin (can be accomplished by being vegan or developing an eating disorder) -being totally conceited, or just acting like it -going to hardcore shows -having myspace, livejournal, aim, etc (extra points for every X or scene word in your username) -using a lot of scene lingo -being artistic (desEnter away message text here.igning your own clothes, taking pictures, writing poetry, being in a band) -shopping at thrift stores/good will -Claiming to be at least two of the following: vegetarian, vegan, straight edge, bisexual, hardcore, unique (whether you are or not is a completely different story) -being pale -hanging out at the mall, cafes, shows, any place in public where there might be other scene kids (I mean, what's the point of spending an hour on your hair and makeup if you're just gonna sit around at home?...unless of course you're taking myspace pictures) -collecting hello kitty, pokemon, carebears, etc -staying on myspace til 4AM -Dating a scene person of either gender (regardless of what gender you are) ACCESSORIES: -bandanas (in hair, around neck, on wrist, in back pocket) -beaded necklaces -fingerless black gloves -big gaudy rings -Mood ring -lip ring(s), nose ring -plugs -Big plastic earrings -a really expensive cell phone like... |
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| 5. | Burning Blumpkin | ||
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To smoke a cigarette, blunt (preferably blunt), joint, pipe, or bong while receiving dome while your dropping a D.
An extra ten points are awarded to the blumpkee if they bust in the woman's eye or on her brown ring. The Real BDP -"Yo, I was so faded when I was coping a burning blumpkin the other night from that shawty with the mangled titties."
Someone in the T station -"That shit is gross" The Real BDP- "Nah, it's legit. I got an extra dime cause I busted on her brown ring." |
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| 6. | Mind of Mencia | ||
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A tv show on comedy central starring Carlos Mencia. Deny
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it that the show isn't funny, but it is side splitting, gut busting funny as hell. Fucking racist though. Face it, if you live in America, racism lives in the media and the culture. "MoM" (or rather carlos) faces the racism and doesn't give a shit about what you think. Granted, although Carlos makes some good points in his show, there are times when he screws up and is an asshole who isn't even funny at times and is just an offensive prick (this is usually when he just stands in front of his audience and yakkety yaks). People hate him, and people who like comedy that doesn't turn a blind eye to the ignorance of all the different people in the US love him (except that moment when they get dissed by him, then they love him again when he's ragging on another minority/social class/personality). He disses people like the chinese and right afterwards he says something in chinese. He speaks against many types of mexicans humorously and he also speaks mexican. He speaks out against idiots and idiotic behavior and says how he hates people who aren't educated. Thats because he is educated, and knows what the fuck he's talking about, although he says stupid-ass things at times, and because he pulls the |
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| 7. | butt darts | ||
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A fun game between a group of friends where their asshole becomes the bulls-eye. First player (the target) is decided by the longest last name. He/she then begins to assume the position and bend over. The rest of the players take 5 paces away from the rectal target and sprint towards the target aiming for the brown eye. 5 points is awarded for each brown eye bulls-eye. 10 points for a screamer. This game must be played with extreme caution and lots of lube. Anal bleeding, leakage, soreness, and erectial pain may be side effects of this game. This game can be played with or without lube, however lube is highly recommended if you really want to play this worthless game. Girl can play with strap ons and fingers. The other night, Mark and Tom got competely plastered and invited their friends over for a friendly game of butt darts.
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