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1. brown crayola
A sticky turd that can't be nipped off cleanly even by the strongest nipsy and every wipe leaves a thick brown stripe down the paper until the wiper gives up and resigns himself to a day of anal discomfort. See Golf Arse
Where's all the toilet paper gone, that was a new roll this morning?

Sorry pet, I've got the brown crayola
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