Man: What coffee do you have? I need to stay awake for a few hours to get back to the city.
Waiter: Well, we have Brown Coffee, but it's an acquired taste.
Man: How so?
Waiter: Well, it's very bitter. However, it's pretty popular around these parts because of the full-bodied taste.
Man: Sounds good. How much is that?
Waiter: Well, it's 20 bucks, and an extra 50 if you want to watch.
Man: That much?!
Waiter: Well, it is freshly squeezed.