Brown cheese is the drying spunk residue of particularly unclean anal sex with large amounts of fecal matter. The combination of drying gizz and faeces producing a cheesy substance.
The taste of which is particularly favoured by Norwegian men
John really enjoyed the brown cheese after his and Kristian's lustful night following their curry the night before.
A type of cheese that is very popular in Norway. It is mainly used to put on bread while eating breakfast.
- How do you make brown cheese?
- Hell if I know!