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A "brown bag" is a term used to describe a bowel movement into ones undergarments. Typically it results from the overwhelming, albeit mistaken urge to pass gas. This is fairly common in young children and the elderly. The term "brown bagging it" is often used to describe bringing ones lunch to school or work. While considered related in that one can result in the other, the two terms have entirely different meanings and consequences. Johnny rushed to catch the bus for school. His mother yelled "Johnny, you forgot your lunch". Johnny's friend Timmy sat next to him on the bus and said " so you are brown bagging it today". Johnny did not respond as the bus continued on its journey to school. As the bus pulled up to the school to drop the children off, Timmy and the rest of the children stood up to leave. Johnny sat motionless in his seat. Timmy said "come on Johnny". Johnny broke into tears and Timmy could smell the odor of feces. The bus driver approached and asked if Johnny was ok. Johnny responded "no", and said in between sobs, "I have a brown bag".
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When your fucking someone in the ass while wearing a condom and pull out which you look to find out that your condom is covered in poop.
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The act of unzipping one's bean bag, and taking a dump in it... then zipping it back up for the next unsuspecting user. D: "I just brown bagged my roomates bean bag while he was showering."
L: "Dude thats raw!" D: "I can't wait for movie night tonight!" *later that night during movie night* K: "Oh you guys are asses!" |
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When a guy wipes his ass and his stroke is to long smearing fecal matter on his ball sack. Man, Jerry smells like shit. He must be brown bagging.
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When you pull a prank by shitting into someones backpack with out telling your friends Did you hear someone brown Bagged tyler phillips yesterday...hahahaa
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When you wipe your ass the wrong way and you get shit all over your nutsack. Not only did I leave shit in my stinkystar when I was drunk, but I also brown bagged too!
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The male equivalent to BURNT CURTAINS. When the scrotal skin is a much darker color than the surrounding skin. Boy Ranger Nate sure is pale, but I saw him in the shower the other day and he has a Brown Bag.
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