getting in tha sitiation of gettin down with a girl at a club or somtin and she got a badoonkadoonk and a nice pair of titties but her face looks like she wuz beaten with a ugly base ball bat, well long story short brown bag special is getting a brown paper bag and putting it over a bitches head so that you dont have to see her face while your bangin the dogg shit out of her!!!!
damn fool!!!!!!! that bitches face looks busted as hell, shit she got a badoonkadoonk.........brown bag special
Brown bag special (noun): when you wanna get it in with an ugly bitch and you don't have very much money for a date. You take her to sonic and order a 'brown bag special', a meal for two. Then later when you're plowing her in her stinky fat cunt you can discretely hide her face with the brown bag.
Yeah I wanted to hop in this ugly bitch's badoonkadonk last night n I was niggerbroke so we went to sonic. BROWN BAG SPECIAL!!