Literally, "brewski in the shower". When you can't wait, nothing beats a cold beer in the shower.
Hey man, whats taking you so long?
Sorry, had to take a quick brower.
Sweet, bring the rest of your beer over here already!
When two bromates take a shower at the same time (in neighboring shower stalls). Browers are usually characterized by an ongoing conversation between the bromates and typically occur in an advanced bromance.
Bromate 1: Dude, I think one of my balls is bigger than the other.
Bromate 2: Yeah I know. You told me last night during our brower.
Bromate 1: Oh, no shit?
Bromate 2: No shit, bro.
The coolest mutha fucka on the plante
Chuck Norris is a straight Brower.
a LAZY, piece of shit nigga who thinks he's a cracka and superstar soccer playa or somethin'.
That brower thing justs sits there all day doing nothing but dream of being a soccer star.
a short fat mutha fucka; like a chode
, with a pizza lookin face. browers sometimes believe that they are hardass niggahs
who can scrap wit any niggah
they find. while eating, Browers may ask " are you gonna finish that?" in this situation its best to reply "no fuck you, you brower".
-yo, you see that brower today ova by the garbage?
-yeah i almost whooped his black ass