| 1. | Hamish | ||
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An absolute FOP. Better off known as the guy with the excessive facial hair, or the guy who manages to scare the hell out of entire crowds with his extremely loud and random outbursts of laughter. He can be recognised out of large gatherings by his large brow ridge, which epitomises the theory of evolution. He also posesses the ability to make almost anyone laugh and is rarely seen alone, or without his precious side-kicks fetus button or sid. i really love that hamish guy because his girlfriend has massive calf muscles.
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| 2. | trans-dar | ||
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The ability to detect transfolk, especially when the identified person is passing. Generally one tunes in to anatomical cues such as hand structure, brow ridge, adam's apple, and hips. A: Wow, she is gorgeous. Look at those lips...
B: Look at those hands! Girl is setting off my trans-dar. Are you sure you're ok with that? A: Why not? She is really something. And besides, I have a few things to learn. |
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| 3. | innocent | ||
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An innocent person is someone who won't do anything wrong. Someone who won't cheat on you. Someone who won't steal your car keys if you drop them on the floor. Someone who won't degrade others to feel good about oneself. more...
The epitome of innocence is the human infant. Infants smile frequently, thus making them appear more friendly. They have big round eyes, making them look innocent. And they always cry when another insults them, blames them, or accuses them of a wrong. In general, traits generally associated with innocence include: - Large, round eyes - Youthful facial features (including small nose, small cheekbones, lack of a brow ridge, and round face) - Crying in face of danger or the risk of danger - Niceness to others - Conflict avoidance As a general rule, children appear more innocent than adults. Children are smaller, have larger eyes, and cry more than adults. Children are thus more innocent. This rule also applies to men and women. Women, in general, are smaller, have rounder eyes, and have more youthful faces than men. Women are thus more innocent than men. A lot of people act innocent, when they're actually not. For example, they will behave "nice" to others but then will gossip behind their backs. This is because they don't have the guts to be direct and honest. Innocence, therefore, may be a cowardice. Also, many people won't break any rules, not because they are good people, but don't have the guts to risk getting in trouble. |
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| 4. | Jilly | ||
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A Jilly is an ancient creature that eats your soul, Grinds it up with its false fangs then spits it back in your face. more...
When a Jilly approaches you after stuffing it's stench trench with a cocksandwich Turn your head away from it and stay silent until it leaves. If by chance it try's to communicate with you simply nod while your back is facing it and pray the creature moves on to ruin another poor soul. or alternatively feed it bread and hope it dies as it is intolerant to gluten. A Jilly is easily recognized by its strange appearance: - Fake bleach blonde hair protruding through its skull ( which over time recedes to reveal an aged scaly scalp ) which is tied back with a cheap pink hair-tie to apply a stretched botox like pull on its face. - Cheap reject shop hot pink lipstick & "Hooker Blue" Eye shadow applied under the ridge of its brow to create a " work'n da street " look. - It has silicone implants in its chest which are ever so perky despite the fact the creature looks at least 80+. chest itself appears to be sagging and wrinkled - It's hands are withered and tan marks appear around the fingers from the previous marriages it has had but inevitably sucked its partner dry of any life and money, - It has a very strange dress sense often matching its fake fur coat with a florescent blue dress which ends just below its |
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