The hivemind of bros that exists around the world. The Brovermind is a belief that all bros are connected through their brohemianism. The Brovermind is an evolution of the Overmind from Starcraft.
Bro #1 WE ARE LEGION. SUBMIT TO THE BROVERMIND
Bro #2 WE ARE LEGION. SUBMIT TO THE BROVERMIND
Bro #3 WE ARE LEGION. SUBMIT TO THE BROVERMIND
Bro #4 WE ARE LEGION. SUBMIT TO THE BROVERMIND
Bro #5 WE ARE LEGION. SUBMIT TO THE BROVERMIND
An oversimplification of a point, concept, or idea, blatantly ignoring all normal rational reasoning processes and glossing over critical facts and nuances to futilely rebut a salient point with a banal, insipid non-response that not only adds nothing of value to the conversation but actually detracts and obfuscates, making everyone who heard it/read it slightly dumber.
It's reminiscent of talking to a cow, or some other ruminant animal that lacks higher brain functioning. Bovine level intellect + oversimplification = boversimplification.
Joe: "The Yankees may sign Kevin Towers to an advisory position. His experience in the game should be a big plus to the front office. Despite a small budget hamstringing his ability to bring in and keep elite talent, he built several good quality teams in San Diego. Luckily, however, he won't be in an authority position so he won't have final say on anything."
Lanny: "towers sucks. do u remember the the padres ever winning??? this move is dumb"
Joe: "That's classic boversimplification. Sure, Towers doesn't have a perfect track record, but who does? He's still a respected hire who adds way more than he subtracts. How can you be so obtuse?"
The car, or other land vehicle, you and your bros travel around in, transporting you all between your crazy bro adventures.
Certainly helps if said vehicle was made by Land Rover
May also be referred to as a bromobile
Me and the lads took the land brover all over the city looking for some chicken
A very deep conversation that can only occur between 2 or more men, or bros and that can range in subject from life to girls to family. This conversation often brings about strong emotions and often occurs when the bros have been drinking. Once a broversation is started, it should not be interrupted by others.
Bro 1: "Dude, I can't believe she's doing this to me."
Bro 2: "We need to have a broversation."
Bro 1: "Hell yeah we do!"