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to blourph someone is to remove them from your life, entirely, instantly, and without warning.

It's commonly used as a way out of dead end Relationships or removing hurtful people from your life.
What happened to that "thing" between you and John? Oh I had to blourph him.
Blourph by AgentL12 February 15, 2017
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bouradas 

lacking intellect, lacking honor, lacking courage, not visually pleasing, impotent. Originates from mis-pronunciation of badass, could also mean someone who thinks he is a badass but is the opposite.
- grown man steals candy from toddler
"did you see that guy, he's a real bouradas
bouradas by jasndc75 September 1, 2013

bourgeoisie

The form of social class that all the bird spies work for.
all the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, now watching us. All the birds work for the bourgeoisie.
bourgeoisie by afoye888 July 1, 2019

dooney and bourke 

I just bought this Dooney & Bourke purse yesterday at South Coast Plaza.
dooney and bourke by Lauren April 2, 2005

turd bourbon 

The orange to brown,or sometimes green liquid found in a long unflushed toilet full of dissolving turd.
We wanted to do our own bumfight type video,so we paid this crackhead to drink a 40.oz bottle full of turd bourbon.
turd bourbon by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005

petite bourgeoisie 

In a strict Marxist sense, the petite bourgeoisie represents the middle managers who are capable of purchasing the labor power of the proletariat (working class), but also do not wholly own the means of production. The key defining factor of this group involves the attitudes, values, and opinions they support and display. Members of this social group strive to mimic the behaviors and practices of the Haute Bourgeoisie (upper class, the one percent if you will), even though their own incomes are nowhere near the level of those they deify. They often have an aggressive disdain for the poor even though most of them are a single paycheck away from joining their ranks. Modernly, most of them purchase goods and services on credit, providing for the illusion that they have the same kind of purchasing power that the wealthy do. They use this artificial purchasing power to obtain nice clothes, cars, and jewelry (swag). Most of them are social/fiscal conservatives, Social Darwinists, Objectivists/Ayn Rand fans and/or libertarians. They also have nigh-psychotic delusions of grandeur, thinking that if they just "work hard enough" that they too will join the ranks of the economic elite someday.
"So my buddy only makes 30k a year, just bought a house, a BMW, a rolex, and has a full wardrobe of designer clothes. He also lectures me every day that he 'earned it' from 'working hard' and that anyone who doesn't have what he's got is somehow inferior to him."

"petite bourgeoisie scum."