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(n): A male sibling. Also one of the biggest contradictions ever, in human form. Brothers will often make you want to beat them, maim them, throw them out the window our spray water on their pants. But they will often at times make you want to hug, praise, admire, or even kiss them. You may want to even do all of these things at one time, depending on the situation. In rare cases, you might even say to him, 'I love you'. But that's very, VERY, rare. Even if it turns out that your brother is a narcissistic, lazy, idiotic punk, he will be there for you when he knows you need help, advice, or just a person to talk to. And though you may not admit it now, or ever, when he needs you, you will do the same. After all, he's stuck with you until either of you die.
Person: Hey, can I ask you a favor?

Person's Brother: Nope.

Person: Douchebag.
by fleetfeet93 August 19, 2011
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1.
a person whom you are related to. sometimes a role model. sometimes an ass. sometimes a friend. a person who you are stuck being related to until the day you die through good or bad
my brother is a good guy.
by Lillian January 30, 2004
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2.
what hulk hogan usually says after a sentence
you betta believe it, brother.
thats right brother.
by yugor777 August 23, 2005
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3.
A guy who is closely related to you, who pisses you off, be it older or younger. Brothers may lurk around your room or even threaten to kill you. Many cases have shown that brothers are douchebags.
You: Hello, brother! How is this fine day?
Brother: Go fuck yourself.
You: .. wh- what?
Brother: I'm going to slit your throat.
You: No you're not
Brother: IM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU!
by Joker91029 May 20, 2009
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4.
An annoyiong little shit that never seems to go away and kind of smells funny.
My brother is fifteen.
by Megan Leigh July 01, 2006
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5.
n. Comrade. Companion. Friend. Typically used by and to individuals of african american heritage.
by zx August 15, 2002
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6.
a sibling of the male sex that drives the rest of your family insane by painting the walls with nailpolish or lipstick.
other things they are known for :
*pouring baby powder all over the room and forcing you to clean it up
*blaming you for things that you did not do and getting you in trouble
*ganging up on you and jumping on you
*trying to sufficate you dog
-tend to be very evil
by b-ra-ther March 31, 2003
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7.
To me, a brother is someone who is violent, bad tempered, and unintelligent.

They will stab you in the back, stab you with a screw-driver, throw heavy metal objects at you, spread false rumours, chase after you with handfulls of knives, and keep a collection of weapons in the house.
My brother beat the crap out of me, threatened me with knives, tried to kill me, and then told everyone that I was the one who did all of that to him. What an asshole!

There was nothing I could do about it.
by SRF guy December 14, 2009
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